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5/21/2018 9:59 pm Last Read: |
FROM A MIDWESTERN FARMER EMAIL HE SENT ME LAST SUMMER DEADLY BASIL For those of you city slickers who are not familiar with basil, it is a green herb with a strong and distinctive smell. If you were to smell it, you would probably associate it with any traditional Italian restaurant. As the big boss of Iowa's largest cattle and livestock farm in addition to its being the top producer of corn, barley,oat, rye and soy beans in the Midwest, my daily job duties would need five good men to take my place... Jd just owns the farm, Im the key man to its success!! So anyway the meal was indeed delicious, although I felt it required more Parmesan cheese, which was available fresh with a grater nearby. After the meal I did the dishes and then sat at my computer for about twenty minutes, doing nothing of great importance. As I sat, I felt pressure building inside my intestines, warning me that a great rectal spasm would soon be under way. I dismissed it as gas, as indeed a few harmless and smell-free farts did pass between my cheeks But the pressure was only relieved temporarily. So I proceeded to go upstairs to relieve my bowels of the pressure that was continuing to build. The trip upstairs was thankfully uneventful, although the pressure was reaching unbearable levels I entered the upstairs bathroom, leaving the door open in my haste, and threw my rear on the pot to allow the release The first eruption was quick, noisy, and painful. The feces lacked body and came out in a semi-solid state, thus making it difficult to determine exactly how many pieces it all came out in. Immediately after the first one dropped, however, the most amazing thing occurred: a sharp and pungent smell penetrated the room the smell of basil was so strong that I began to gag The smell of basil had somehow been perfectly preserved by the digestive operations of my stomach and intestines while, at the same time, magnified a hundredfold. There was no smell of methane or any of the other foul odors you would normally associate with a crap of this magnitude There was simply the smell of basil in the room, stronger than any smell you could ever imagine The smell was so incredible that I was compelled to check the color of the feces even before finishing [ Here was no dulling of the color due to the natural brown of a normal turd -- these turds were as bright and vibrant as the basil leaves themselves In some freak scientific miracle, the basil managed to act as both a perfect feces dye and perfect fart perfume An experience I was unfamiliar with and knew to be impossible. And yet, it happened Ifinished expelling the vile waste from my bowels, doing my best to keep from passing out from the pungent basil smell Fart 2 later don't want to bore anyone. Oh ya that 2 He is dying and soon will be gone forever. So please put up with him for showing a degree of understanding.. I promise never to post another blog so low in value and worth.....Its just a promise I made to myself. thas all.  |
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5/21/2018 10:05 pm |
So I kept my promise to write a real genuine blog displaying penmanship talents as well as correcting his many grammar and spelling mistakes.
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5/21/2018 10:06 pm |
I even sent him three copies in the us mails.
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5/21/2018 10:07 pm |
he isn't such a bad guy if you know his background history.
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5/21/2018 10:07 pm |
now to uncross my fingers as they are starting to hurt me..
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5/22/2018 5:43 am |
you should have told the rest of the story Storyteller and not protect his evil butt that deserves the fate in store for him Protecting someone like that may by considered Humane but certainly not out of pity.
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HE HAD ME BANNED BUT I AM BACK YET AGAIN. 
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5/25/2018 10:11 pm |
funny but also a bit erotic...
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6/3/2018 4:20 am |
Farmboi is laughing at us in his new blog Posted:May 23, 2018 7:18 am Last Updated:May 23, 2018 8:43 am 1548 Views My enemy speaks with a forked tongue. Allow the simple logic and wisdom in this blog to allow you to see the Truth and not his lies born out of desperation and panic. For he is under a great deal of worry, stress and old fashioned grumpiness. Yes he is now number EIGHT and like the second eagle hatched ,she has been pushed out of her nest and in a state of worried free falling and coming back down to earth. Our tribal storytellers have many tales of those kind that poison the soils they walk upon and leave only trails going nowhere when their lives are all said and done. Last Saturday he posted a blog Proudly Proclaiming that he just purchased a new speedy Mustang (with four tires and not four legs). Like my skin, his many pictures to show us all were of this beautiful sleek brand new Royal Red Mustang GT (great thunder). One of my tribal brothers who nowadays is a car salesman in Michigan called me very disturbed last Saturday night, While he ate most of his pizza, I went online and read this Farmbois bragging proud blog. Yes many of the things my blood brother thundercloud2 had just told me and pointed out were indeed true to my now widly opened probing eyes.. His supposed mustang parked in his unpaved dirt driveway was a beautiful red color that Ford Motor company has named and listed online for 2018 as ROYAL CRIMSON. Deep into the past. our warriors used red berry juices to paint our faces with this same brilliant type color to signify our willingness to give blood for the honor of our peoples. But one photo of its trunk (NUMBER 6 IN HIS 9 PHOT POSTED SERIES) Was bordered by an orange color tha thundercloud 2 informed me was called by Ford Motor company as ORANGE FURY. Had our FARMBOI PURCHASED A BRAND NEW MUSTANG WITH 80% OF IT ROYAL CRIMSON AND THE BACK 20% ORANGE FURY?? Of course not as in his haste and long established behavioral pattern of lying with a FORKED TONGUE, he had downloaded some photos from the internet and couldn't find a red open trunk one online so used the ORANGE ONE that was not that noticeable to some as he thinks everyone on this site is stupid, gullible and swallow every lie he presents hook line and sinker.. Yes look at his pics and I will post a few more blogs after this one showing many photos to be explained and shown to all of you to go look and see for yourselfs. I even will post my first one as the two different colored mustangs side by side in the same single photo and then show his photographs he attached foot notes too. In his photos his very first photo shows the front lic, plate numbers and letters blocked out by using the paint program windows offers us all. Yes blow it up to 300% increased size and see on the lower left the older also red May month sticker showing its not a new car. If you go to the interior one and blow it up 300%. you will clearly; see two things quite evident. ONE IS THE FOOT REST TRAY ON THE LEFT SIDE UNDER THE DASH IN WHICH ALL DRIVERS REST THERE LEFT FOOT ON , IT WAS WORN AND TWO TONE AS THIS CAR HAS BEEN DRIVEN LOTS OF MILES. Forgetting the rest of his pizza, my blood brother thundercloud2 said he would guess that car had at least over 25,000 original miles on it... Next we have the license plates as in photo two it was blocked out using black and not light blue like the first one did. Oh did I mention that in buying a new car, the Dealer by law in Iowa and all states for that matter, have to inspect that auto to be road worthy and ISSUE TEMPORARY DEALER PLATES to the new owner (S). In Iowa its 45 days that vehice can be driven before it has to be registered in the town or city of his residence as well as having to pay a sales tax, city free for town taxes and of course a fee to the state of IOWA FOR TRANSFERING HIS OLD PLATES OR GETTING ISSUED A NEW SET OF PLATES. MIND YOU NO EARLIER THAN 8 AM CENTRAL TIME AT MASON CITY TOWN HALL. MIND YOU ALL THIS IS SATURDAYS BLOG HE POSTED AS BUYING THE CAR. HE IS GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH JD AND ITS LATE AFTERNOON IF YOU GO TO HIS BLOG AND SEE THE EXACT TIME IT WAS POSTED.. SAT MAY 19TH AT 6l44 PM... NEWSFLASH, MASON CITY IOWA AND ALL TOWN OR CITY HALLS ARE CLOSED WEEKENDS. IN MASON CITY ITS CLOSED FROM 4:30 pM FRIDAY UNTIL 8AM MONDAY MORNING.. City of Mason City 10 First Street NW, Mason City, IA 50401 | 641-421-3600 | Contact Us City Hall office hours are 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Monday-Friday. Water/Utility Billing Closes at 4:00 p.m. City Hall is closed on major holidays. Site Map | Disclaimer | Powered by MunicipalCMS Yes good readers, in black and white proof that he could not regester that car bought on Saturday and this the plates on it hdden by his covering their ids are fake bogus lies like he always post in his imagineary blogs.. In Iowa, vehicle dealers will issue you a temporary plate that says "Registration applied for." This temporary tag iTemporary Tags s good for 45 days and CANNOT be extended nor replaced under any circumstances. ARE WE ALL STARTING TO GET THE PICTURE LOUD AND CLEAR!!! THIS PEROSN IS ON SOCIAL SECURITY DISABILITY AND OUR TAX DOLLARS TO COVER HIS PROLONGED BATTLE WITH LIFE AS HE WAS NEAR DEATH RAN OVER $225,000 back in 2010 to early 2013. This financial situation was disclosed in someone elses blog two short weeks ago and he fighting of his life to reman on this site, created a bogus bullshit blog to show hes rich from cooking waffles on some fake imagineary farm that never has any photos of it nor his life soul mate JD that never says one single work in the last ten years. Heres some more if I have your full attention.. License plates also have decals that show the plate's expiration date. These relate to the new owners month of birth listed on the Title Application the dealership forwards thems to the Iowa State Dept. of Motor Vehicles and not the month of purchase unless both fall upon the very same calendar month. Many different photographs s of the same make, year and model but TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT EXTERIOR COLORS?? Perhaps he might tell you that a very rareIowa Harvest Moon came out early as that second to last photo of that Orange Fury trunk was Moon colorrelated and not him lying his ass off yet again! now view his blog posted last Saturday. givem has a full screen shot of it and the pics if he in A STATE OF COMPLETE PANIC TAKES IT DOWN OR REMOVES STUFF FROM IT. oh his engine compartment one is not a royal red mustang as it has little if any read inside under the hood.. see my pic of royal read engine compartment and the one he says he took.. so what do we have?? well if you look at the foliage on the trees the leaves are just beginning to come in and are half developed on the trees you can see. Also the dandilions are up which makes those photos time period correct. AT LEAST HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT ONE THING, THE TIME FRAME. MY GUESS IS SOMEONE STOPPED BY AND HE TOOK A FEW PICS TO OST AND SAY HE JUST BOUGHT A BRAND NEW MUSTANG GT.. NO DOUBT WHOEVER OWNED THAT NICE CAR HAD INITAL VANITY PLATES AND THAT IS WHY HE COVERED EM UP USING WINDOWS PAINT PROGRAM . I JUST LOOKED THEM UP ONLINE AND THEY START AT ONLY $33,104 WITHOUT ADDED OPTIONS. SO LOOK AT HIS BLOG, YOU CAN GO ONLINE WITH ANY SEARCH ENGINE AND TYPE IN 2018 FORD MUSTANG IMAGES AND GET THE EXACT SAME ONES HE SAID HIS TOOK IN HIS FARM YARD.. THE TRUNK,THE ENGIINE COMPARTMENT AND INTERIOR ONES HE POSTED ARE FORD MOTOR COMPANY PROMO PHOTOS FOR ONLINE POTENTIOAL BUYERS.. OH BY THE WAY BRETLEE,, LOOK AT MY SIGN UP DATE.THIS NEW PROFILE IS UP AND RUNNING FOR OVER A MONTH NOW.. THE LAST PHOTO FULL EXPLAINS WHY HE CREATED HIS FANTASY FARM IN WHICH TO LIVE OUT AN IMAGINARY LIFE TO AVOID THE HORRORS HIS LIFE NOW IT... PS IN HIS BLOG AND ONLINE IN THE CHATROOM, HE BRAGGED ABOUT HOW FAST IT IS.. HIS ATV ACCIDENT INVOLVED SPEED OF OVER 40 MPH THE POLICE ACCIDENT REPORT STATES BACKED UP BY THE SIX FACIAL SURGERIES AND EXTENDED HOSPITAL STAY FIGHTING FOR HIS LIFE. AGAINST ALL ODDS, THIS MAN LIVED AND SURVIVED . PAIN IS NOW HIS UNWELCOMED BROTHER AND HEAVY MEDICATIONS ARE NECESSARY IN ORDER FOR HIM TO BE ABLE TO DEAL WITH HIS SAD SITUATION.. FOR YOU SEE OUR MEDICAN MAN TOLD A STORY OF OUR LOST WARS AND SAID,,,,,, FORGIVE THEM FOR THEY ALL HAVE TO HATE!
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