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不打自招 2009-06-19
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0 評論, 54 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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Be ten big and basic conditions of the sex maniac 2007-04-13
A, the sight is super first good, minimal more than 1.5,
then can discover the target in most quickly, the most short
time thus.Peep also convenient!( Represent the person:The
娱 record)
Two, the face is thick, the lowest standard ties for an awl
not deeply, only thus disheveled hair now behind then can
the face is not red, the heart does not jump, righteously!(
Represent the ...
1 評論, 68 瀏覽次數,
5 票
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11 jokes let you comprehend the life! 2007-04-13
1. father and son two people see a to import the car very and
luxuriously.Son
Disdain to the ground to him of father say:" Sit the
person of this kind of car, didn't be certainly in belly
Have the knowledge!" The father is then answer describe
with a delicate touch:" Say the person of this kind
of words,
There is certainly no money in pocket!"
- You to the ...
2 評論, 32 瀏覽次數,
3 票
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Arrived to just know 2007-04-13
Arrived Switzerland to just know, open a bank account has
no 100, 000 meetings to be sneer at by the person; Arrived to just know Denmark, writing a nursery tale can
not beat the preliminary draft in fact; Went to Vienna to just know, the mendicants can play a song;
Went to the Greece to just know, charming place in fact is
all to break the temple; Arrived to just know Panama, a river
also ...
0 評論, 16 瀏覽次數,
2 票
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Some Jokes to lighten your day. 2009-05-15
The big bad wolf said: "I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll
blow your house down!" The little pig replies: "Fuck off or I'll sneeze on you!"
What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I dont know and I dont care.
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his
mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with
Mary, her eight-year-old ...
3 評論, 211 瀏覽次數,
9 票
,5.78 分數
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Nympho Nun! 2008-12-26
a new young nun arrived at a convent and was welcomed rather
warmly.
after a short tour by one of the older nuns, she was taken
to her new room and then to supper.
during bedtime, she couldnt sleep. she knows the only thing
that could make her sleep was a round of sex.
she got out of bed and took a walk. she passed by an office
and to her amazement found a 9 inch dildo ...
0 評論, 339 瀏覽次數,
10 票
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a couple of one liners 2008-05-29
Did you hear about the plastic surgeon who hung himself?
Did you hear about the two gay judges who tried each other?
1 評論, 221 瀏覽次數,
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CALL THE POLICE 2008-04-05
CALL THE POLICE Apr 1, 2008 1:19 am 222 Views It was late and I was not concentrating as I approached an
old friend who seems distressed. Concerned, I asked him
why he was frigidity and uptight, nervous and speaking
with broken syllables. His shirt was torn out of his pants, he was dazed--somewhat
stoned. I asked "Tom, did you drink tonight?"
"No, No, ..." He kept repeating and looking
in all ...
2 評論, 393 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,2.61 分數
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One Night Wonder? 2008-02-07
The man of your dreams, for now, stands across the room from
you and can't keep his eyes off you. You do your best
to look calm, sexy and sober. He approaches you and you look
around to check he's not heading to some incredibly
chiselled, buff, sexy as all fuck god behind you. In the
meantime, he has stumbled across the room, fought his way
through a throng of unhappy lesbians and pregnant ...
2 評論, 421 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,3.25 分數
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Absolutely Funny!!! 2007-12-16
A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging
her tiny breasts.
Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower
rub your chest and say, "'Scooby doobie doobies,
I want bigger boobies'."
She did this faithfully for several months and it worked!
She grew terrific D-cup boobs!
One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic
realized she ...
2 評論, 305 瀏覽次數,
11 票
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This is my last joke...unless I get a rise from someone 2007-12-07
A farmer ordered a high tech automatic milking machine.
Since it arrived while his wife was away shopping, he thought
he would try it out on himself. He opened it up and slipped
his "Manhood" into the equipment, turned on
the switch and everything else was automatic. Soon he realized that the machine was providing him a lot
more pleasure than his wife ever did. When the fun was over
he found that ...
3 評論, 404 瀏覽次數,
13 票
,5.66 分數
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OK, Maybe You'll Like This One 2007-12-07
A lone cowboy rides into town right off the dusty trail.
He climbs down from his horse and ties the reins to a hitchin
post. He takes off his hat and slaps his jeans to knock off
the days dust. He then goes to the back of the horse, raises
his tail and plants a big kiss right on his asshole. A man
standing nearby witnessed this and asked him why in the
hell did he do that. The cowboy told him ...
1 評論, 299 瀏覽次數,
11 票
,5.04 分數
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Adult Bookstore Salesman! 2007-12-06
It was the first day on the job for this young man at a local
adult bookstore. His boss had watched him work the register
and felt he was doing OK so he told him to mind the store while
he ran some errands. After the owner left, a very good looking woman entered
the store and went right past the books and videos to the
wall where all the toys were. She was picking up several
different dildos ...
3 評論, 426 瀏覽次數,
15 票
,6.19 分數
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The Good Sons 2007-12-02
Three brothers got together after they graduated from
college and reflected on how they were doing in life and
how they got there. They all agreed that it was mostly because
of their mother. She worked very hard to put them thru college
and made many sacrifices. They decided that it was time
to reward her for all her efforts. During the next year,
they would all make some attempt to make their ...
1 評論, 311 瀏覽次數,
11 票
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Road Trip 2007-11-15
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside
restaurant for lunch.
After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and
resumed their trip.
When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses
on the table and she didn't miss them until they had
been driving about twenty minutes.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite
a ...
1 評論, 243 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,3.71 分數
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The Love Story of Ralph and Edna 2007-11-15
because someone doesn't love you the way you want them
to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they
have. Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming
pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to
the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom
and ...
2 評論, 163 瀏覽次數,
10 票
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Nurse Humor 2007-11-14
A nurse walks into a bank totally exhausted after a 20 hour
shift. Oreparring to write a check, she pulls out a rectal therometer
from her purse and tries to write with it. She looks at the flabbergasted teller and without skipping
a beat she says, "That's great.......that's really great......
some asshole has got my pen.
1 評論, 244 瀏覽次數,
9 票
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How Sweet! 2007-10-21
This happened at Harvard University in October of last
year. In a biology class the professor was discussing the
high glucose levels found in semen which give the sperm
all the energy they need to complete their journey.
A female freshman raised her hand and asked, "If I
understand you correctly, your saying that there's
a lot of glucose, as in sugar, in semen?"
"That's ...
0 評論, 277 瀏覽次數,
11 票
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What's The Difference??? 2007-10-21
What's the difference between love, true love and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling
0 評論, 144 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,4.22 分數
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Best Round of Golf Ever! 2007-10-21
A man was at the country club shooting a round of golf. He
was having a great round, on the first hole he scored a birdie,
on the second hole he managed an eagle and the third hole
was his first ever hole in one.
His cell phone rang and it was a doctor at a local hospital
informing him that his wife had been in a terrible accident
and was in ICU. He told the doctor to tell her where he ...
2 評論, 214 瀏覽次數,
5 票
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The Italian Golfer! 2007-10-21
An 80 year old Italian man goes to the doctor for a checkup.The
doctor is amazed at what good physical condition he is in
and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition?"
"I'm Italian and I'm a golfer", says
the old guy, "and that's why I stay in such good
shape. I'm up before daylight and get out on the fairways
as soon as it's light. I go up and down the fairways,
come ...
0 評論, 167 瀏覽次數,
8 票
,6.03 分數
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BLONDE JOKE 2007-10-21
A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had aquired two
new puppies, and asked her what their names were. The blonde
responded by saying one was named Rolex and the other was
named Timex. Her friend said, "who ever heard of someone naming
a dogs like that?" "HELLOOOOOO!" the blonde replied, "they're
watch dogs!"
0 評論, 146 瀏覽次數,
3 票
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Little Known Facts 2007-10-21
IF YOU YELLED FOR 8 MONTHS 7 DAYS AND 6 HOURS YOU WOULD PRODUCE
ENOUGH ENERGY TO HEAT ONE CUP OF COFFEE! (hardly seems worth it)
IF YOU FARTED 6 YARS AND NINE MONTHS, ENOUGH GAS IS PRODUCED
TO CREATE THE ENERGY OF THE ATOM BOMB! (now that's more like it)
THE HUMAN HEART PRODUCES ENEOUGH PRESSURE TO SQUIRT BLOOD
OVER 30 FEET! (OMG!)
A PIG'S ORGASM LASTS 30 ...
0 評論, 84 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,4.41 分數
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ASSICONS 2007-10-21
We all know tghose cute little computer symbols called
"emoticons", where:  means a smile and  means a frown. Sometimes these are represented by or or  ) or (
Well how about some ASSICONS? HERE GOES;(_!_) A regular ass
(__!__) A fat ass
(!) A tight ass
(_*_) A sore ass
{_!_} A swishy ass ...
2 評論, 121 瀏覽次數,
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An Irish Ballerina 2007-10-21
A large woman wearing a sleeveless sun dress walked into
a pub in Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, harry armpit
as she pointed to all the people at the bar and asked, "what
man here will buy a lady a drink?" The bar went silent as all the patrons tried to ignore her.
But at the other end of the bar, an owl-eyed old drunk slammed
his hand on the bar and bellowed, "bartender, ...
0 評論, 103 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,5.07 分數
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Nair Hair 2007-10-07
My neighbor found out that her little dog couldn't
hear very well so she took him to the vet. The vet found that
his ears were compacted with excessive hair and removed
the hair and cleaned out his ears. He told the lady that she
could keep this from reoccouring by simply going to the
drug store and buy some Nair hair remover and swab his ears
once a month. The lady went to the drug store and got ...
0 評論, 156 瀏覽次數,
4 票
,5.57 分數
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My wife left me! 2007-10-07
I don't understand, after the last child was born,
my wife told me we had to cut back on our expenses, I had to
quit drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a twelve pack on weekends,
but I soon quit anyway. One day, while helping her put away
the groceries, I came across a receipt that was $45 for makeup.
I said, "wait a minute, I've given up beer and
you haven't given up anything yet!" ...
0 評論, 196 瀏覽次數,
7 票
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What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? 2007-10-07
PAGR DOWN FOR ANSWER
S&M&M
0 評論, 106 瀏覽次數,
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Bad Sunburn 2007-10-07
A man falls asleep on the beach and wakes up with a horrible
sunburn. He goes to the hospital and is admitted with second
degree burns. With his skin already beginning to blister,
The Dr prescribes continuous intravenus feeding with
saline, electrolytes, a sedative and a viagra pill every
four hours. The nurse who is astounded asked, "what good will
the viagra do him?" The Dr. replied, "it'll ...
0 評論, 116 瀏覽次數,
3 票
,5.39 分數
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Have you have a Prostate exam lately? 2007-10-07
Two guys were talking.
One described his recent, first-ever prostate exam, "The
doctor bends you over his examination table and then he
puts his left hand on your shoulder...no wait, it was his
right hand...[thinks for a minute]... Damn! He had both hands on my shoulders."
0 評論, 158 瀏覽次數,
6 票
,5.36 分數
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